American Idol' for Scooter, 'Charlie Rose' for Paris

By Leonard Fein

Forward Association, 2007

Devil's Island seems the perfect place to address some of the baser miscreants of today. Paris Hilton, Moshe Katsav and Scooter Libby ought to be sent to serve out an array of creative punishments that would make Dante proud. A stream of Hollywood nonsense for the intellectual Scooter, a scholarly punishment for Paris, and perhaps an endless loop of runway model TV shows for Moshe Katsav, to try to finally teach him how to look but not touch. Reparative therapy for all of them, that one day they might be real people again.

Topic: Humor, Media, Crime

Name of Publication: Jewish Daily Forward

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Coverage: Devil's Island , French Guiana

Language: English

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